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A review and pictures of actress Maria Ford naked in "The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter".
Born: 1966 Country: United States
A leading US B movie actress of the 'nineties.
Maria Ford is a Latin American film and television actress, model and dancer. Known for her "scream queen" performances in low-budget films of the 1990s, she is one of the main subjects of the 1998 documentary Some Nudity Required. Maria Ford worked extensively as a professional model and professional dancer in 2014-2017, both in the United States and internationally. snippet from Wikipedia
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Le déclic (Jean-Louis Richard, France, 1985) (as Maria aged 19)
Stripped to Kill 2: Live Girls (Katt Shea, USA, 1989) (as Shady aged 23)
Masque of the Red Death (Larry Brand, USA, 1989) (as Isabella aged 23)
Dance of the Damned (Katt Shea, USA, 1989) (as Teacher aged 23)
The Haunting of Morella (Jim Wynorski, USA, 1990) (as Diane aged 24)Mr. Skin may have clips: http://www.mrskin.com/the-haunting-of-morella-nude-scenes-t6397.html
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The Rain Killer (Ken Stein, USA, 1990) (as Satin aged 24)Mr. Skin may have clips: http://www.mrskin.com/the-rain-killer-girls-t6399.html
Future Kick (Damian Klaus, USA, 1991) (as Dancer aged 25)Mr. Skin may have clips: http://www.mrskin.com/future-kick-nude-scenes-t11056.html
Ring of Fire (Richard W. Munchkin, USA, 1991) (as Julie aged 25)Mr. Skin may have clips: http://www.mrskin.com/ring-of-fire-nude-scenes-t6400.html
Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (Howard R. Cohen, USA, 1991) (as Dionara aged 25)
# The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (Jean-Paul Ouellette, USA, 1992) (featuring Maria Ford as Alyda Winthrop aged 26) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Mark Kinsey Stephenson, Charles Klausmeyer, John Rhys-Davies, Julie Strain, Peter Breck, David Warner, Shawn T. Lim, Siobhan McCafferty, Richard Domeier, Brad Blaisdell, Kevin Alber and August James
For many people Mathilda May in Lifeforce is the definitive chronically naked woman-creature in the SF/horror genre, but I reckon Maria edges her out in this tongue-in-cheek Lovecraft adaptation. If you know your HPL you'll be wondering where they found a female character even remotely sexy enough for her to play, the only women in his works being the occasional centuried crone or (at a pinch) somebody's mother. But this is a very free interpretation.
Randolph Carter drags his head from out of a book for long enough to heroically rescue Maria from the ancient catacombs where she'd lain for three hundred years in the clutches of an evil tree demon. Or something like that anyway. Lovecraft fans will recognise catacomb rescues as the closest one of his confirmed bachelor protagonists ever gets to going out 'on the pull'.
'Is this one mine?' asks Carter hardly believing his luck. For not only is Maria naked except for her thigh-length auburn hair, it seems she can't talk either. Truly the girl of any young bookworm's dreams.
Sneaking Maria into College halls gains Carter some 'cred' with his fellow students, though there's an ominous moment when the girl messes clumsily with the payphone. So much for that 'can't talk' idea. And running up a huge call bill is bad enough without having to pay for the apparatus to be repaired as well.
Content though she may be to occupy herself with sinuous feline contortions on the bed it's obvious Maria must be organised with some clothes, a task delegated to Carter's closest female acquaintance August James. Despite first impressions of a bossy little moo this girl turns out to be an absolute brick. Maria has a violent aversion to clothing and getting her dressed is like trying to give a vampire a garlic suppository.
At last though Maria's nakedness is covered, the resourceful August making the ultimate sacrifice of her own clothing to do so. A nice touch that, if not as visually exciting as it might have been. 'Very becoming' compliments the prat Carter, narrowly avoiding a slap ('More than you said when I was wearing it!!') from August. Did I mention she was an absolute brick? Though probably just a matter of filing one more faux pas away for later.
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