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Reviews and pictures of actress Aldine Muller naked in "Nos Tempos da Vaselina", "Elite Devassa", "A Fêmea do Mar", and 7 more titles.
Born: 1953 Country: Brazil
A rather plain but cheerful actress who had many minor pornochanchada roles
O Clube dos Infiéis (Cláudio Cunha, Brazil, 1974) (aged 21)
Amadas e Violentadas (Jean Garret, Brazil, 1975) (aged 22)
Os Pilantras da Noite (Tony Vieira, Brazil, 1975) (aged 22)
As Audaciosas (Mozael Silveira, Brazil, 1975) (aged 22)
Pesadelo Sexual de Um Virgem (Roberto Mauro, Brazil, 1976) (aged 23)
Socorro! Eu Não Quero Morrer Virgem (Roberto Mauro, Brazil, 1976) (aged 23)
# A Ilha das Cangaceiras Virgens (Roberto Mauro, Brazil, 1976) (featuring Aldine Muller aged 23) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Helena Ramos, Carmem Angélica, José Barros, Cinira Camargo, Wilza Carla, Ivo da Mata, José Galán, Aparecida Godoy, Malu Guinzard, Carlos Imperial, Gina Lavrete and José Paulo Moreira
Aldine and friends spend a minute's time out from a vulgar comedy relaxing at the beach. Everyone's in the nude, and they're all holding hands too. The girls all dance gaily round Aldine in the middle. Could there ever be a more delightful way to watch the sun go down?
As Meninas Querem... Os Coroas Podem (Oswaldo de Oliveira, Brazil, 1976) (aged 23)
O Segredo das Massagistas (Antonio Bonacin Thome, Brazil, 1977) (as Lorenia aged 24)
Paixão e Sombras (Walter Hugo Khouri, Brazil, 1977) (aged 24)
Dezenove Mulheres e Um Homem (David Cardoso, Brazil, 1977) (aged 24)
Internato de Meninas Virgens (Oswaldo de Oliveira, Brazil, 1977) (aged 24)
A Força do Sexo (Sergio Toledo, Brazil, 1978) (aged 25)
Os Galhos do Casamento (Sergio Toledo, Brazil, 1978) (aged 25)
# O Bem Dotado - O Homem de Itu (José Miziara, Brazil, 1978) (featuring Aldine Muller as Lurdinha aged 25) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Sueli Aoki, Helena Ramos, Nuno Leal Maia, Consuelo Leandro, Maria Luíza Castelli, Guilherme Corrêa, Marlene França, Ana Maria Nascimento e Silva, Esmeralda Barros, Líbero Ripoli Filho, Lola Brah and Tereza Teller
The charming Aldine does her usual stuff in this lightweight pornochanchada which is unsubtle even by the standards of the genre - especially with regard to the soundtrack.
In this climactic scene our young hero has fled a respectable society garden party wrapped only in a bedsheet. He takes refuge by the local mill pond just as Aldine trots up on her pony for a swim in the nude. Pausing only to lech at her undressing he sets about a little blameless fun with the girl. Voyeurism? Nothing wrong with that. And stealing her clothes? There's no law against it. Poor Aldine has to chase after the practical joker with nothing on, while adding insult to injury he explains exactly why it is she can't have her knickers back.
In case you're inclined to put the guy down as a rascal you should know these two have a little history behind them; Aldine was once the ringleader of a near-gang rape of the young ingenue at the very same spot. So basically the little tease has been asking for this all along...
A Força dos Sentidos (Jean Garret, Brazil, 1978) (aged 25)
O Estripador de Mulheres (Juan Bajon, Brazil, 1978) (aged 25)
# Ninfas Diabólicas (John Doo, Brazil, 1978) (featuring Aldine Muller as Ursula aged 25) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Selma Egrei, Mii Saki, Patrícia Scalvi, Sérgio Hingst, Ewerton de Castro, Joseph Kang Doo, André Piacentini, Geórgia Carolina, Alexandre Comisso, Luiz Carlos Viana, Paulo Iwakiri and José Inocente Rizzo
This is a cheap film about two young girls and a grown man who ought to know better. The girls, Aldine and Patricia Scalvi, are hitchhiking in school uniforms. The man, ever-reliable Sérgio Hingst, picks them up in the family car and drives them to an abandoned beach house in a deserted tropical cove. Though he's supposed to be taking his two little boys to school so had better get back before nightfall or his wife will be wondering where he's got to.
In the first clip Aldine suggests a swim in only their pants; Hingst jumps at the idea. But where is Patricia? Well, it's a bit difficult to explain, but she has a sort of telepathic link to Aldine and lurks in the background directing her actions by the power of thought. While touching herself breathlessly between her legs. Hmm. Meanwhile Aldine has slipped off her knickers and is waving them cheerily at Hingst to make absolutely sure he gets the message. You've got to admire his pants by the way. Real guy pants. There's some surprisingly nice camerawork as these two chase each other around the rocks and driftwood.
The second clip is on the same theme, though shorter, and not very good; the male flesh on view even a little repulsive in fact. But worth it for Aldine's bottom and the reminder of Patti's ever-present mind-control using that crash-zoom effect familiar to fans of vintage Doctor Who.
In the third clip we reach a crisis. Hingst and Patricia gang up on naked Aldine and it looks like it's going very badly for her. In one of the caps it even looks like she's being spanked but I regret to inform you that is not the case. So, putting the gawkily sexy Patricia Scalvi in telepathic control of Aldine didn't work out as well as I expected it to. But I'd still like to see her put in telepathic control of a few other people before giving up on the idea. Got to give her a fair crack of the whip.
O Prisioneiro do Sexo (Walter Hugo Khouri, Brazil, 1978) (aged 25)
O Artesão de Mulheres (Antonio Bonacin Thome, Brazil, 1978) (aged 25)
Os Imorais (Geraldo Vietri, Brazil, 1979) (as Rosa aged 26)
# Nos Tempos da Vaselina (José Miziara, Brazil, 1979) (featuring Aldine Muller as Lucinha aged 26) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
Our new boy in Rio has been doing surprisingly well for himself and today has lured Aldine back to his hotel room. She's not the prettiest girl on the Copacabana, but she seems fun, relaxing to be with, and not likely to do anything provokingly neurotic. Which shows that you can't always judge by appearances; the moment the couple hop into bed the girl turns out to be magnet for every mixed-up undesirable in town. Including a man with a gun, a camp homosexual, and even a goth girl!
# Uma Cama Para Sete Noivas (Raffaele Rossi, Brazil, 1979) (featuring Aldine Muller aged 26) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Novani Novakoski, Márcio Camargo, Tony Tornado, Renata Candu, Silas Bueno, Kátia Spencer, Rosângela de Faria and Cleide Singer
Forgettable pornochanchada about seven different brides and one tacky honeymoon suite. This scene features the only 'normal' newlyweds. It's tame by Aldine's sandards, but I enjoy her chubby bum and girl-next door looks, and there's some nicely chosen music to accompany the action.
Viúvas Precisam de Consolo (Ewerton de Castro, Brazil, 1979) (aged 26)
A Mulher Que Inventou o Amor (Jean Garret, Brazil, 1979) (aged 26)
# Força Estranha (Pedro Mawashe, Brazil, 1980) (featuring Aldine Muller aged 27) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Selma Egrei, Paulo Biagiolli, Gisele Castilho, Pércio da Silva, Genésio de Carvalho, Emílio Di Biasi, Ênio Gonçalves, Ari Janishe, Antônio Jesus, Roy Kooger, Chica Lopes and Ivo Lopes
Innocent abroad Aldine spends a holiday in Paris alone and falls into a series of exotic adventures. I think the most sensual part of this first scene is being kissed goodnight by Selma Egrei, but you may differ. The motherly expression of affection does bring on an unusually vivid dream however: a gothic-masochistic fantasy of being lured to a house at midnight and tied up and whipped and raped by two large swarthy men and a dwarf. Hmm.
In the second clip Aldine is again lured to a strange house Alice in Wonderland style, then she sort of fast-forwards over the main set-pieces of the film while making a total exhibition of herself masturbating furiously in a chair.
Bacanal (Antonio Meliande, Brazil, 1980) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ (aged 27)
Consórcio de Intrigas (Miguel Borges, Brazil, 1980) (as Aimê aged 27)
O Fotógrafo (Jean Garret, Brazil, 1980) (aged 27)
# O Convite ao Prazer (Walter Hugo Khouri, Brazil, 1980) (featuring Aldine Muller as Sonia aged 27) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
This unusually lightweight collaboration between director Khouri and cinematographer Antonio Meliande showcases Aldine's homely charms to perfection. As an after-hours patient Aldine undergoes special treatment in the dentist's chair. What she hadn't taken into account was that highly qualified Luciano specialises in anal sodomy. So that's what he meant by checking out all her cavities. She is startled at first, but ultimately saddened and resigned.
When Luciano's mate Marcelo shows up he turns out to be more of a gentleman, who takes his time exploring the gadgetry of the surgery, in particular some exquisite uses in relation to Aldine.
Colegiais e Lições de Sexo (Juan Bajon, Brazil, 1980) (as Sílvia aged 27)
# O Império do Desejo (Carlos Reichenbach, Brazil, 1981) (featuring Aldine Muller as Pantha aged 28) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
Director Carlos Reichenbach had an odd little quirk; in each of his films he'd try to include one scene set on a barren, windswept and litter-strewn beach. This miserablist satire on the holiday sex comedy genre is different; it's set almost entirely on a barren, windswept and litter-strewn beach. And look who's set up camp there: Aldine and best friend Nadia Destro. To complete a glum and graceless trio Márcia Fraga drops in for occasional conversation, or desultory bitching as some might call it.
In this scene Aldine has left the other two in the tent to make spiteful remarks behind her back while she leads the only eligible young man in sight into the shabby beach house. He puts on some music for a little smooching still in their swimwear (always stimulating to do a little smooching in). Call this girl a bossy cow if you like, but she certainly knows how to make the running. I could really get to like her style.
# A Fêmea do Mar (Ody Fraga, Brazil, 1981) (featuring Aldine Muller as Cassandra aged 28) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Neide Ribeiro, Jean Garret, Calu Caldine, Jason César and Adélcio da Costa
Aldine unselfconsciously bathes in the sea in the nude while her brother Ulisses, true to type, spies on her from behind a rock.
O Pátio das Donzelas (Brazil, 1982) (aged 29)
A Noite do Amor Eterno (Jean Garret, Brazil, 1982) (as Lilian Davis aged 29)
Excitação Diabólica (John Doo, Brazil, 1982) (as Constância aged 29)
Casa de Pensão (Brazil, 1982) (aged 29)
Perdida em Sodoma (Nilton Nascimento, Brazil, 1982) (aged 29)
Moinhos de Vento (Brazil, 1983) (as Lídia aged 30)
Razão de Viver (Brazil, 1983) (aged 30)
Amenic - Entre o Discurso e a Prática (Fernando Silva, Brazil, 1984) (aged 31)
Shock: Diversão Diabólica (Jair Correia, Brazil, 1984) (aged 31)
# Elite Devassa (Luiz Castellini, Brazil, 1984) (featuring Aldine Muller aged 31) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
Noirish melodrama set at the country estate of a wealthy Brazilian family headed by matriarch Selma Egrei. Part of the plot revolves around trying to drive daughter of the house Nancy Galvão insane. Apparently this activity has become so common nowadays it's been given its own name: 'gaslighting'. But the 'eighties were a more innocent time and you'll often see the girl looking rather miffed at having to put up with these sort of antics, and sometimes she even tells her mum.
A bunch of hoodlums have decided it would be a good idea if pretty young camp follower Aldine were to dance naked on the table in the breakfast room, and she heartily agrees. There's only one dissenter: Nancy. Look at the body language of the girl! That's what being outvoted feels like. Watch out for the glaring Chekhov's gun during the family conference interlude.
Later Nancy discovers Aldine making up the filling in a double penetration sandwich, leaving her looking even more fed up than before. At least 20% more fed up than before by my reckoning. Shame she was too well brought up to try and scratch the trollop's eyes out, or at least stamp her foot and throw something.
Uma Esperança no Ar (Brazil, 1985) (aged 32)
Noite (Gilberto Loureiro, Brazil, 1985) (aged 32)
Tudo ou Nada (Brazil, 1986) (aged 33)
Sassaricando (Brazil, 1987) (aged 34)
Cortina de Vidro (Brazil, 1989) (aged 36)
O Salvador da Pátria (Brazil, 1989) (aged 36)
Rainha da Sucata (Brazil, 1990) (aged 37)
Escolinha do Professor Raimundo (Brazil, 1990) (aged 37)
Estados Anysios de Chico City (Brazil, 1991) (aged 38)
Você Decide S04E26: Remédio Duvidoso (1995) (aged 42)
Quem É Você? (Brazil, 1996) (aged 43)
O Olho da Terra (Brazil, 1997) (aged 44)
Serras Azuis (Brazil, 1998) (aged 45)
Jamais Te Esquecerei (Brazil, 2003) (aged 50)
A Escrava Isaura (Brazil, 2004) (aged 51)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 25 September 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 26 July 2006 (2006) (aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 27 June 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 12 July 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 24 July 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 5 August 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 24 June 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 13 July 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 19 July 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Cristal S00E00: Episode dated 17 June 2006 (2006) (as Madre Montserrat aged 53)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 14 November 2007 (2007) (aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 2 November 2007 (2007) (aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 12 November 2007 (2007) (aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 5 November 2007 (2007) (as Angela Garcia aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 15 November 2007 (2007) (as Angela Garcia aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 21 November 2007 (2007) (aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 6 November 2007 (2007) (aged 54)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 10 March 2008 (2008) (aged 55)
Dance, Dance, Dance S00E00: Episode dated 11 March 2008 (2008) (aged 55)
2 Coelhos (Afonso Poyart, Brazil, 2012) (as Sophia aged 59)
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