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Reviews and pictures of actress Sirpa Lane naked in "La jeune fille assassinée", "Malabestia" and "Papaya dei Caraibi".
Born: 1952 Country: Finland
Slimly attractive, if a little masculine, straw-haired blue-eyed erotic starlet from Finland.
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# La jeune fille assassinée (Roger Vadim, France, 1974) (featuring Sirpa Lane as Charlotte Marley aged 22) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Michel Duchaussoy, Mathieu Carrière, Roger Vadim, Alexandre Astruc, Anne-Marie Deschodt, Elisabeth Wiener, Thérèse Liotard, Sabine Glaser, Anthony Steffen, Annie Noël, Louis Arbessier and Josette Harmina
Lurid cautionary tale from France about adventurous young Sirpa mixing with jet-setting swingers only to meet an untimely demise.
We first meet Sirpa playing on a garden swing with no knickers on. Which shows just how hard it is to contrive such a situation to make your home movies worth the footage.
Next up she has been introduced to angelic bad influence Thérèse Liotard. Together they raid the costume basket to rehearse a playlet no doubt called Nieces from Hell or something in that vein. Which may or may not be what you want to see when you come home from a hard day at the office. That poor guy looks a little like Fred West with his glasses off I think; perhaps a foreshadowing of what's to come.
More naughtiness from this pair as they tie up and shave the pubis of I'm not sure who; I think it may have been the girlfriend of the same poor chap, or maybe his secretary or dearly-loved relation. Hence the beating Sirpa receives for it with no knickers on (though she gives as good as she gets).
By now you might be suspecting these incidents, amusing though they may be, are less an illustration of daring sexual sophistication than of arrested emotional development. This is confirmed in the clip where Sirpa finally pushes things too far and is strangled mid-drug-fuelled sex by the genuine psychopath who's been pursuing her all film long.
Fluff (Robert Paget, UK, 1974) (aged 22)
La bête (Walerian Borowczyk, France, 1975) (as Romilda aged 23)
La svastica nel ventre (Mario Caiano, Italy, 1977) (as Hannah Meyer aged 25)
# Papaya dei Caraibi (Joe D'Amato, Italy, 1978) (featuring Sirpa Lane as Sara aged 26) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
with Melissa Chimenti, Maurice Poli, Nat Bush and Dakar
Sun-drenched but dull erotic frolics in which a surveyor and his girl Sirpa get the cold shoulder from the natives of a Caribbean island. Sirpa plays the ingénue - at least relatively speaking - against the even-more-obviously-a-porn-star Melissa Chimenti. Though both girls make their first appearances in surprisingly bloodthirsty fashion.
We join Sirpa at a Voodoo festival, looking a little ill-at-ease as an unappealing mannish native girl does a wild dance in the nude. "Oh no Roger!", you can imagine her murmuring plaintively, "You didn't tell me there was going to be undressing". The chorus line start slipping out of their pretty white frocks until the place is looking like Woodstock '69. Inevitably the crowd tug Sirpa's own clothes away and gently maul her tanned body as she makes the most token possible effort to cover her breasts. Not nearly as good a scene as it could have been, not least because her rugged male escort tends to monopolise the screen time.
Then we have the obligatory lesbian scene. Melissa finds Sirpa sleeping naked, so removes her own clothes too with all the enthusiasm of a visit to a particularly filthy lavatory. A nice touch is the cut-aways to the girls dashing shyly naked down the beach in classic I-hope-no-one-sees-and-tells-our-mums fashion (cf. Samanka). Almost as if that's what they'd rather be doing.
# Malabestia (Leonida Leoncini, Italy, 1978) (featuring Sirpa Lane as Ursula Drupp aged 26) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
Sirpa jets in to Rome to train an elite band of Swedish au pairs in this mess of an Italian comedy. That's what I infer from the context anyway. You never see her have dealings with any actual au pairs, but she's such a splendid example of this type's notoriously blasé attitude to domestic nudity that it's surely less a bad habit than a vocation.
All Sirpa's compulsive undressing takes place in the same shabby hotel room. On the receiving end is a typical young Italian male, ie. a garrulous idiot. He met her at the airport and seems to think he's her minder or something. Anyway, from now on he's destined to be in exactly the wrong place whenever a suspender hook malfunctions or anything like that.
Sirpa's long-legged, top-heavy, but skinny frame is not to my taste at all, and her scenes are unimaginative and indifferently filmed. A brief ray of hope emerges towards the end when the camera manages to be in the right position when she bends to pull up her knickers giving a glorious "full moon", but it's too little too late.
La bestia nello spazio (Alfonso Brescia, Italy, 1980) (as Lt Sondra Richardson aged 28)
Trois filles dans le vent (Jean-Marie Pallardy, Canada, 1981) (as Sirpa Lane aged 29)
Le notti segrete di Lucrezia Borgia (Roberto Bianchi Montero, Italy, 1982) (as Lucrezia Borgia aged 30)
Giochi carnali (Andrea Bianchi, Italy, 1983) (as Dr Daniara aged 31)
Gas Guzzling Ghoulie (Alexi Carpentieri, Sweden, 2009) (aged 57)
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