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Reviews and pictures of actress Emma Quer naked in "No me toques el pito que me irrito" and "Victòria! 2: La disbauxa del 17".
A tall, slim and just a little bit horsey Spanish starlet with a big personality.
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Secta siniestra (Ignacio F. Iquino, Spain, 1982) (as Helen Payne)
Entre paréntesis (Simó Fàbregas, Spain, 1982) (as Chica en discoteca)
Esas chicas tan pu... (Ignacio F. Iquino, Spain, 1982) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ (as Daila)
# No me toques el pito que me irrito (Ricard Reguant, 1983) (featuring Emma Quer as Cloti) ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭
An eminent sexologist has himself the 'sexual problem' of hordes of half naked young women throwing themselves at him with such frequency that he struggles to get any work done at all. This is the situation in which the makers of this Spanish comedy invite us to find humour. Probably the funniest bit is when our man gets his pyjama cord slammed in the front door then - ha ha! - you realise he doesn't have a pyjama cord! Ha ha! the face he pulls, all those years in the school playground doing Joey Deacon impressions didn't go to waste!
Emma plays the doctor's 'steady' apparently. She's a right nightmare: teasing him at home, then ringing him at work, then even turning up at work!! A little bit of scene-setting is missing from the second clip: there's already a nurse kneeling under the desk with her pretty head bobbing up and down (Diana Conca in the role she was born to play). This is all very well as far as it goes, but the main problem with this film is that the leading starlets don't reveal as much flesh as they might, though this is partly made up for by the supporting unknowns.
This Spanish three-parter is a lavish and incoherent depiction of events on the home front during the Great War, much in the style of Italian films set in a slightly later era.
Somewhere in this mess four fat mothers have arranged for four nubile daughters to put on a bit of dance. As a venue however they have chosen, rather disastrously, not a quiet church hall where this sort of display might have found some polite appreciation, but the rowdiest music hall in town. Not the ideal place for white-frocked virgins to prance amateurishly about in. The ladies even have to herd off a bunch of drunken sailors to make way for goodness sake.
The girls are shy at first, but it's a proud day for the mothers once their precious darlings have finally been dragged kicking and screaming onto the stage. Soon the foursome are into the swing of things and are positively frolicking about. Emma's mum eggs her on, urging her to show a little more 'bum'. Ever get the feeling things are about to go horribly horribly wrong? The obliging Emma yanks up her skirt to flash her bare buttocks neatly framing the hairy lips of her vagina!
The dance resumes once a semblance of order has been restored, but the genie is out of the bottle. Now it's just an excuse to toss dainty articles of clothing lightly aside. Soon all four girls are cavorting stark naked in a joyful display of innocence before the drunken mob. Lovely stuff, I've never seen anything quite like it (at least not since my niece and her friends organised that 'birthday treat' thing). The irrepressible Emma takes the final curtain call.
Victòria! La gran aventura d'un poble (Antoni Ribas, Spain, 1983)
El fascista, doña Pura y el follón de la escultura (Joaquín Coll Espona, Spain, 1983) (as Amiga de Jorge)
Proceso a Mariana Pineda: S01E01 (Rafael Moreno Alba, 1984)
Hombres que rugen (Ignacio F. Iquino, Spain, 1984) (as Chica de El Duque)Mr. Skin may have clips: http://www.mrskin.com/hombres-que-rugen-girls-t15260.html
Digui, digui: S01E01 Qui ets? (Orestes Lara, 1984) (as Various Characters)
Victòria! 3: El seny i la rauxa (Antoni Ribas, Spain, 1984)
La huella del crimen: S01E06 El caso del cadáver descuartizado (Ricardo Franco, Spain, 1985)
Un parell d'ous (Francesc Bellmunt, Spain, 1985)
El primer torero porno (Antoni Ribas, Spain, 1986) (as Ana María)
13 x 13: S01E12 Stress de primavera (Antoni Ribas, Spain, 1989) (as Lídia)
Extramuros (Miguel Picazo, Spain, 1991) (as Monja)
Dalí (Antoni Ribas, Spain, 1991) (as Dali s Sister)
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